“While recovering in the ICU, heavily dosed on a variety of opioids and in constant pain, I fell in love with the Kardashians: their beautiful china doll faces, their soft round curves, their warmly-lit homes filled with plush, tasteful furniture. In Kardashian-land, there is no pain; only spa treatments, new car smell, and an abundance of snacks…
It seemed to me—theater nerd that I am—that Chekhov’s Three Sisters had finally made it to Moscow.”